Friday, July 13, 2012

Becky "Attacked" by a Pitt Bull!


Today we took two of our dogs to Four Season’s Vet’s office to make sure we would have no more “surprise” litters of cute little puppies. Ten, yes I said 10, dogs are enough! We dropped Misty and Teddi off at about 9 A.M. It was their first ride in a car and their first time inside a building, other than our barn. It went smoother than I thought, except when they saw the cat under our car at the vet’s. 

We arrived to take them home at about 5:30 and the office was busy. One of the resident pooches was stretched out on a bench sleeping and Becky decided to sit next to her. After a few minutes the pooch squirmed around and nuzzled under Becky’s arm, placing her head on Becky’s lap. She obviously was ready for petting.

I said, “You know that’s a Pitt Bull, don’t you?”

“You’re kidding,” she replied. “She’s so sweet!”

When Angie came past she confirmed the dog’s breed and told how she had become one of the family. The only “attacking” that dog was going to do was to beg for some attention and love. That being said, I don’t think I’d even pretend to hit Angie or one of her kids with any of her dogs watching.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Storm Damage, Rio Grande, June 29, 2012


Last night, Friday, June 29, 2012 a dandy storm passed through the area. I was in Circleville and saw it coming. I stopped at Kroger for gas and was in line behind a motorcycle. The power went out while the biker was pumping gas. He waited a few minutes and then saddled up and took off, riding in wind I wasn’t too comfortable driving in.

I thought I’d move on to Chillicothe to get a few things from their Kroger. On Bridge Street the traffic lights were out and stores closed. The storm had beat me. The same with Jackson. With the traffic lights out, it took a long time to get through town. On Route 35 several trees along the road were down. The patrol were parked with flashing lights warning motorists of the hazard.

The worst of the storm I saw was in Rio Grande. At home we lost the top of one tree and that was it. I was out early today to get a few photos of the damage. Our power was out, but was restored at about 4:30 A.M.. Thank you Buckeye Rural!









This row of trees was planted April 16, 1879 by George W. Eagle, Trustee and Treasurer of Rio Grande College on the Campus of the University of Rio Grande. As you can see, several of them are down.


The baseball field at Rio sustained damage as well. I’m glad I wasn’t in this “Johnny” when the storm hit.








Several trees were damaged at Valley View Apartments in Rio Grande.

This house, close to Lynne Center had roof damage.

Just to be neighborly, I stopped by the Amish bakery to make sure everything was OK. Everything was good!

We’re supposed to have another storm tonight, so I’d better cut this off and get it posted. Stay safe and I’ll see you soon.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

I Hate Snakes!


I hate snakes! I understand they keep the rodent population down, so I don’t bother them if they are in our barn. But, too close to the house or attacking the song birds nesting in our trees and they are history!

Monday I was working on the fence around our garden and heard several birds making excited sounds. There was a snake about 5 feet long headed for the tree. I went to the house, to get my rifle and when I returned, the snake was gone.

I found him on a branch about 8 feet up. A few seconds later he was dangling from the branch, hanging down about 4 feet, blowing in the wind. I thought it would be fun when Becky comes to the garden to find him, and I’M not about to pull it down. Just before she arrived, the snake fell to the ground.

I was back to work on the fence when Becky got there and she was duly impressed with the pile of snake under the tree. I was telling her that often snakes travel in pairs and she said, “I guess that’s true because there is a big one coming out of the creek heading straight for you!”

I still had my rifle close, so he changed his mind quickly. This was a big one, about three inches in diameter and between 5 and 6 feet long. I felt like I had done my part, so I let them lay where they fell, hoping something would carry them off in the night.

Well, it’s 2 days later and there they are. Becky was suggesting that I get rid of them. Did I mention that I hate snakes? I had been as close as I intended to be to those rascals. Before long I was heading to the garden with a shovel. Did I give them a decent burial? Are you kidding? I scooped them up and flung them into the woods. Maybe a 'possum or other wild critter will smell them in a couple of days and carry them off. If not, they are where I don’t have to look at them.

Some of you are sure to be curious as to what kind of snakes they were. They are now GOOD snakes. One of my favorite saying about snakes is, “The only good snake is a dead snake.”

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Fun, Fear, and Fortune Cookies


If you search for the definition of “Fortune” you will find a variety of answers. One is: “chance or luck as an external, arbitrary force affecting human affairs.” Another: “position in life as determined by wealth.”

OK, so what’s the deal with the fortune cookies we get after our meal at the local Chinese restaurant? Are they supposed to tell our future? I love Chinese food and visit my favorite establishment weekly, sometimes more often. But, I don’t remember ever getting a “fortune” in my cookie that said I would have a rotten day. Will I always have a good day, as long as I eat Chinese?

I know lots of people who would never read a horoscope or consult someone who says they can tell your future by looking at your hand, etc. I understand that, but I’ve never seen anyone pass on opening his fortune cookie to gain access to the day’s words of wisdom.

Looking up the history of fortune cookies brings another surprise. Fortune cookies are not found in China. In fact, Chinese call them American Fortune Cookies. Brooklyn, Los Angeles, Seattle, Minneapolis, and Philadelphia are the major manufacturing locations of the 3 billion fortune cookies produced annually. Of course, there are opposing views, suggesting that fortune cookies were introduced to America by the Japanese.

All of this brings us to the day that I was in the Chinese restaurant enjoying my favorite foods. I always save room for my fortune cookie. I think it’s fun to read the slogans which are usually very generic. This day was like no other. I opened my fortune and it was blank. I turned it over and the other side was blank. OK, I understand manufacturing and how things like this can happen, but could it be that I have no fortune because I have no future? Could I gather the courage to walk out of the restaurant? Certainly, don’t be foolish. But, I was very careful walking across the parking lot!

Friday, May 18, 2012

Street Artists - Key West


On my travels, I enjoy watching and visiting with street artists. They all are unique, having such a diverse set of skills, personalities, and interesting stories of the past. I try to purchase at least one piece of art when I travel to my favorite locations.

Our recent trip to Key West allowed several opportunities to get to know a couple of artists who market their creations to visitors of the island town. On our walk to breakfast, we passed Bob Surrett who had his artwork set up on the sidewalk along South Street within a block of the popular destination known as “The Southernmost Point.”

He told me that he’d heard of Gallipolis and I thought he was blowing smoke until he mentioned that Gallipolis had been settled by a group of people from France. He told me he had a special technique using a custom made paint pallet knife. I looked closely as he painted and asked, “Isn’t that a piece of cardboard?” With a wink and a grin he said, “Yes, it is, but I tore it to a custom size.”

I couldn’t resist purchasing a small painting he’d made of the moon rising from behind the Key West Lighthouse. He had framed it with small pieces of wood. It is quite a unique piece of art.

One morning as we were having our breakfast, I spotted an artist set up on the pier painting a likeness of “The Southernmost House.” When we finished eating we walked out the pier to examine his work. William C. Sasser introduced himself and welcomed us to watch as he worked. He had several pieces of art on display for sale. William had a degree in art and was very precise with his brushstrokes. 
I chose the painting above because of the sign hanging on the palm tree. Go right and you get to Key West; go left and you return to reality. Very appropriate for my personal attitude. Like Jimmy Buffett says, “The lower the latitude, the better the attitude.” 

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Friday the 13th - the Day My (electronic) Brain Died


I know I can be old fashioned (unwilling to change) so I do some things the same as I have for years. I use a Palm Z-22 every day! Friday the 13th it died. Black screen, no response.

I spent the better part of three days attempting recovery by following every silly suggestion on the Internet. Hold the "up" button while pressing the "reset" button, while standing in an inch of fresh-mowed grass. Take off the screen protector and run a business card around the perimeter of the screen while chanting "Apple will never make it" (even though they have more cash on hand than the U.S. Gov't).

No big deal, I backed-up the info...eighteen months ago (I may be late for class). Let’s see…everything I have scheduled for the next year, address and phone number of every person I know, and most important is every password of every website I use. (Don’t fuss at me, they are all in code – a hacker would never guess that my name backwards would be my password for EVERY site).

Well, today I was inspired to try plugging the charger into a different outlet. It's now working fine! Ok, the next half-day was spent backing-up my info on all my computers.

My friends suggest repeatedly that I need an i-pod, i-pad, i-phone, i-tunes, and more. i think i need to get on e-Bay and find a couple more Z-22’s in case this one dies for-real.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Sunset Celebration – Key West


A must-see for Key West visitors is the nightly Sunset Celebration held at Mallory Square. The Square is the docking area for visiting cruise ships. Daily the ships stop and drop off their passengers for a day of fun in Key West. There is one important rule for the huge ships:  they must be gone before sunset so the sunset view is not blocked. I read somewhere that there is a fine that cruise captains must pay if they’re not gone before the nightly festivities begin.

Every evening performers and artists come early to secure their space on the Square. There is no charge, but limited space has made the city hold a daily “lottery” to see which performers and artists can set up for the evening.

I’ve witnessed some spectacular performers, and also some that, shall we say, could use more practice? During my visits, there have been gymnasts, bagpipe players, tightrope-walking dogs, cats jumping through flaming hoops, escape artists, singers, and even a one-man band.

Do they do this just for fun, or to give you something to do in the evening? Nah! You don’t have to look too closely to see the strategically placed tip buckets. That’s OK with me; I don’t mind leaving a couple of bucks for those who offer entertainment for the evening.

Artists usually set up around the perimeter of the Square to sell their work. Jewelry, seashells, photographs, paintings, and sometimes CDs and books seem to be the regular items for sale.

People gather, it seems by the hundreds, but the main attraction is the sun lowering itself slowly into the gulf. Many discuss, but few have seen the spectacular “Green Flash” as the last edge of the sun disappears from sight. The atmospheric conditions must be just right for this elusive occurrence.

When you visit Key West, be sure to put the Sunset Celebration on your to-do list. Just be sure to bring several “ones” with you. 

Friday, March 30, 2012

Our Quest for the Best – Key Lime Pie


Any trip to the Florida Keys must include a sampling of Key Lime Pie. On our recent trip, my son Jesse and I decided to attempt to find the best. I must confess something up front. I do like Key Lime Pie, but it’s not my favorite. My preferences lie not with the tart, but with the super-sweet when it comes to dessert. Give me pecan, chocolate, sweet cherry, peanut butter, and especially graham cracker when I have a choice.

Jesse and I couldn’t wait until we hit the Keys to begin. Our first sample came from a restaurant in Orlando. We should have known better. The little one and a half by two inch sample with a dab of whipped cream the size of a Hershey kiss and a gummy, fake-lime slice just didn’t cut it. At $6.25 per slice, I expected more.

Our next stop was at the Islamorada Fish Market. The Key Lime Pie servings there are made in individual bowls. The pie tasted great as did the lunch that preceded the tart dessert. At the risk of burning out we had to try another slice after dinner at The Rooftop Café in Key West. The dinner was fantastic as was the Key Lime Pie. We dined with friends from Gallipolis, the Carmichaels. We live about eight miles apart, but had to travel 1000+ miles to get together. John and I were both members of the famous “Rodney Rangers” 4-H Club. Comments back and forth on Facebook led us to realize we would be in the Keys at the same time. Pictured below are Jesse and me with our Key Lime desserts.

John and Loralee recommended we try the Blue Heaven Restaurant while we were in the Keys. Jimmy Buffett has a song called The Blue Heaven Rendezvous and there are pictures of him singing from the platform that holds an old wooden water tank above the bar.
Jesse and I rented bicycles to get around the island and we biked to the popular eatery. We arrived at what we thought would be a slow time but had a 45 minute wait. We explored the neighboring area and also spent a little time in the gift shop. At Blue Heaven, the tables are outside and there are patio umbrellas above them. Chickens can be found wandering between the tables, scratching in the dirt and hoping for a handout. The décor kind of reminds me of Hillbilly Hotdogs.

Again the food and service was great, but the Key Lime Pie was beyond compare. Built on a graham cracker crust foundation, the pie was an engineering marvel. Added to the crust was a layer of tasty, tart Key Lime, but the best is yet to be described. I’ve seen deluxe meringue before, but none like this. The total height of the pie had to be approaching eight inches.  I’m pretty bold when it comes to dessert, but I suggested that Jesse and I split one of the towering treats.

OK, this is the winner. This is truly the best Key Lime Pie in the Florida Keys. But wait! Did we try them all? No way. If you've been to the Keys, you know everyone claims to have “The Best Key Lime Pie”, Grandma’s recipe, Dad’s Favorite, etc.

We must continue the quest on our next visit! We’ve been home less than a month, and Jesse is already talking about how he is ready to return to Key West. I wonder who makes the best Conch Fritters?

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Mystery Writers in Orlando


Recently my son Jesse and I were fortunate to be able to attend Sleuthfest in Orlando Florida. It was a writer’s conference sponsored by the Florida Chapter of Mystery Writers of America. There were about 300 writers and mystery fans in attendance.

There were so many programs offered that four were often presented at the same time. Choices, choices! It was the perfect place to learn from successful writers and to “rub elbows” with agents and publishers.
One of the highlights was the Saturday night banquet at The House of Blues at Downtown Disney. It was only a mile or so from our hotel so we decided to walk. 

There was a costume contest and Jesse and I went as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Jesse was surprised when I asked him to be Sherlock; he thought I’d want to be the famous detective. I explained that Dr. Watson was the one who wrote the journals of Sherlock’s experiences, so it would be natural for me to portray the writer.

Heather Graham’s band, The Rock-bottom Remainders played the music for the party with author Don Bruns guest-performing. Don does a great job with Jimmy Buffett tunes.

Jesse and I kept the costumes on for the walk back to the hotel and were surprised by six groups of people wanting to have their pictures taken with us. I guess even at Disney you just don’t see Sherlock Holmes every day.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Fly or Drive?

My son and I started making plans to travel to Florida a couple of months ago. I had a conference in Orlando and we planned to spend a few days in Key West “on the way” home. The big decision was, do we fly or drive.

Flying would be quicker, but there are many limitations. We must consider the two hour trip to the airport, arriving early to go through security, having to rent a car to get around in Florida, and of course the cost. A major problem with flying is the luggage limitations. I like to travel well equipped for any photographic opportunities that may arise.

So, we drove. The trip through the edge of Ohio, all of West Virginia, and most of South Carolina was rainy. About a third of my windshield wiper tore loose making it difficult to see unless I sat up very straight. No big deal, it was probably good for my posture. We watched and watched for a store that may have wiper blades. No luck.

Within five feet of the Florida state line the rain quit and the sun was shining. I guess that’s why it’s called the “Sunshine State.” I’ve not bothered to try to find a wiper blade since we arrived at Downtown Disney. I can’t imagine that wiper blades are a popular item at the Disney Store, or even Lego Land.

It doesn’t matter; we only need the wipers when it’s raining.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Writing a Mystery Novel


I’ve been a big fan of mystery novels since I was a child. I would peruse the library and leave with a stack to keep me occupied for weeks. I enjoyed the classic Sherlock Holmes and the writings of Poe as well as the modern Hardy Boys and Brains Benton.

I’m not sure if it was the excellent writing or my vivid imagination, but I would get so involved in the story that I felt as if I were there. Well written novels could make me cold in the middle of summer if the story was placed in the winter.

A few years ago I started on my own mystery novel. I tried to think of the ideal story I’d like to read, and write it for others to enjoy. I’ve studied many books on writing technique and when I read the work of my favorite authors I think about their writing methods and styles and consider what makes it a “good read” for me.

Nearly every year I attend a writing conference in order to learn from others who have been successful with their writing. I don’t have lofty goals of being the next Stephen King, but I would like to see my story published.
 I have met several of my favorite authors at conferences. Pictured with me above is writer Tim Dorsey who has successfully published fifteen novels. Tim travels the country promoting his work by meeting with fans and doing book signings. He will be in Columbus Ohio 7:00 P.M. next Wednesday, February 22 at the Columbus Museum of Art, 480 East Broad Street.

Tim is very personable and we have had several conversations at conferences over the last few years. One of these discussions centered on choosing appropriate names for characters in his novels. You guessed it, in his next novel there was a demented photographer named Lear!

In a couple of weeks I will be attending the annual Sleuthfest Writer’s Conference in Orlando. I am furiously trying to put the finishing touches on my novel as I have a meeting scheduled with an agent to discuss my manuscript.

I was thinking…Is it too late to change the name of one of my bad guys to Dorsey?

Saturday, February 11, 2012

“Close, But No Cigar”


While we’re on the subject of tobacco, let’s talk about the once popular saying, “Close, But No Cigar.” I’ve heard many people use this expression over the years, but what does it mean, and where did it come from? 

The meaning is obvious. When something is attempted but not achieved, the goal was almost met, but you were not close enough. An example might be in the game of horseshoes, the horseshoe lands very close, but after measuring, it’s determined that it’s not close enough to qualify for points.

Several years ago, in carnivals and county fairs across the nation, there was a popular game that allowed men to show off their strength. For five cents a man was given a large wooden mallet and allowed to strike a platform. The platform was designed like a teeter totter with a metal weight on the other side. The strike would cause a metal weight to zoom up a vertical slide. The height attained by the effect of the impact would supposedly measure the strength of the game player.
 A bell at the top of the vertical slide would ring if the weight made it to the top. If the bell rang, the player would win a cigar. To keep their dignity intact, men would often pay nickel after nickel in order to make that bell ring. The carnival worker, to draw attention to the game, and to encourage the player to try again would yell “Close, But No Cigar.”

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Raising Tobacco


When I was born, my family lived in the country on Mud Creek Road. At the age of about four, we moved to the little village of Rodney. We had a few acres of land and at various times had hogs, chickens, a horse, a milk cow, and a couple of ponies.
Dad had a regular job, but enjoyed the animals and gardening. Like many people at that time, he grew tobacco as a cash crop. This was before the related health issues were a concern. Actually you would find smokers just about everywhere.
I remember, several years ago, making a reservation with an airline and specifying non-smoking. They gave me non-smoking alright, but the row behind me was smoking! I don’t remember where I was going, but I remember smelling (and smelling like) smoke long after the flight.
Back to the farm:  I well remember checking every leaf of the tobacco plants for the suckers that grew at the base of the leaves. We rubbed dirt on our hands to keep the sticky residue from building up.
For even more fun, we had to pull off the tobacco worms that somehow found our plants. These florescent green worms were about three inches long and about three-fourths inch in diameter. We had to toss them to the ground and step on them to keep them from returning to the leaves. An older boy came to help us work one time as we were suckering and worming. He said the best way to kill the worms was to bite their heads off. He never could talk us into trying it though.
When the plants grew to about five to six feet high and started to yellow, we would chop them down and split the stalk in order to place four or five stalks on a wooden stick. The sticks were then hung in a barn. Nearly every trip to the barn resulted in a battle with angry bumblebees. My brother kept an old license plate handy to fight off the attackers. You can see the yellowed plants hanging in the barn pictured above. I photographed this barn in WV, on Route 2 between Point Pleasant and Huntington.
When the leaves dried sufficiently, usually November or early December, we would strip off the leaves, grade them by quality, and tie them into what we called hands. Several of the hands were then placed back on the stick and stacked, waiting to be trucked to the tobacco market in Huntington.
It was a big day when the truck driver stopped by with the check he brought from the market. My Dad once told me that without the tobacco money, there would be no Christmas gifts. Many farmers depended on the money from growing tobacco to pay the bills and many farm kids have had their college tuition paid by tobacco money.
Don’t get me wrong, tobacco is a nasty, harmful habit. My grandfather is the only one in my close family who used tobacco as far as I know. We would save a small quantity of leaves and my Dad would tightly knot the leaves into what they called “twists.” I remember my Grandpa cutting off a small part of the twist and placing it into his mouth and then cutting off a small piece of Brown’s Mule and chewing it along with the homegrown. He told me this added flavor. Brown’s Mule was a small square of chopped and compressed tobacco treated with molasses and other things.
I just had to try that once, and once was all it took. I have no problem now keeping my distance form what many Old-timers call “that vile weed.”

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Bob Evans Farm – Windmill


When friends and family from out-of-town visit, one of the must-see landmarks is Bob Evans Farm. We live less than five miles from the 1100 acre farm. There are many things to see, including a log cabin village, a Revolutionary War graveyard, a coal mine, an Indian mound, the Homestead Museum, and a windmill, pictured below.
 The windmill was reconstructed on the farm in 1971.  It was built by James Beam, of Mount Vernon, Ohio, and is a replica of windmills found in Holland.  It originally housed French burr stones that were powered by the wind to grind grain for livestock.  The 20-foot blades were imported from Holland.
(info from: http://www.bobevans.com/ourfarms/bobevansfarm/farmhistory.aspx)

While in high school I worked at the Bob Evans restaurant on the farm. I enjoyed working there and made many friends during that time. It was a sad day last fall when they knocked down the original restaurant and opened its modern replacement. I’ve not been to the new restaurant yet, but I hear many good comments about it.

Come visit, and Becky and I will let you take us “Down on the Farm” for lunch! We have many more unique things to see in our neck of the woods. I’ll eventually get around to writing about them.